lundi, mai 29, 2006
The Silence of Your Seclusion
Title of this entry being from a mighty Opeth song, The Drapery Falls, get it now.
Birthday
My birthday is fast approaching and I'm not really sure what I want or if I even need anything at all, because I 'm used to buying stuff whenever I want anyway. Still at least I'll be able to legally buy alcohol, woo.
Birds
There is a big bird sitting on the neighbour's roof. I'm just thinking about purchasing a gun, shooting it in the arse and watch it fall. (Do birds have arses? Or do they just drop shit on to your lovely new black coat out of some flap?)
Britishness
I just took an online English test written in French and to my horror I managed to fail it.
Breasts
Aren't they strange things? Why do us males have them?
Bizarre
Anyone fancy being hypnotised?
Birthday
My birthday is fast approaching and I'm not really sure what I want or if I even need anything at all, because I 'm used to buying stuff whenever I want anyway. Still at least I'll be able to legally buy alcohol, woo.
Birds
There is a big bird sitting on the neighbour's roof. I'm just thinking about purchasing a gun, shooting it in the arse and watch it fall. (Do birds have arses? Or do they just drop shit on to your lovely new black coat out of some flap?)
Britishness
I just took an online English test written in French and to my horror I managed to fail it.
Breasts
Aren't they strange things? Why do us males have them?
Bizarre
Anyone fancy being hypnotised?
dimanche, mai 28, 2006
Observation of People
I've decided to set myself up a new blog. Not on SSD, the blogs there are rather underused at the moment, I would like to work on bringing them back at somepoint, so for now, this will be my little home.
Yesterday I was at work, I do actually quite enjoy my part time job (supermarket), those who speak to me often enough should generally get that impression. Now I'm quite multi-skilled in that place, I can sort of do pretty much anything except chop up fish or slice pig. Alas, yesterday I was sent out for 1 hour 45 mins to push trolleys(shopping carts) in the rain. Whilst doing this little job I came across many different people, some of which struck me as interesting.
I should also explain that the distrubution of trolleys relies upon two lifts (elevators).
Burger Van Junkies
3 people, mother, woman, son. Each eating grease/fast food out of a polystyrene container. How inconsiderate can one possibly be? Thank you for fouling a lift with your filth.
Small Annoying Boy With Girls
"oooorh I wuldn't go in dere if i wus u" says the boy. The said child having just farted inside a lift. So I decided a would get some more trolleys hoping he would bugger off or his parents would find him. I arrive back, me deliberatley making a loud noise by pushing one trolley into another, to sort of give an impression of power I suppose. The child had decided to push all the trolleys I had lined up together, ruining my organisation since I can only get about 4-5 trolleys in each lift. You little shit, you are standing near a flight of 150 stairs, fancy a push?
Fragile Middle Aged Lady
This lady must of been in her late forties/early fifties, yet she was walking with a stick, very slowly making her way to the shiny red mobility scooter. I actually felt quite sorry for her and gave her the help she asked for and was very thankful. Shame really. And there she sat for 15 mins eating something from her shopping outside a very smoky area.
End of post.
Yesterday I was at work, I do actually quite enjoy my part time job (supermarket), those who speak to me often enough should generally get that impression. Now I'm quite multi-skilled in that place, I can sort of do pretty much anything except chop up fish or slice pig. Alas, yesterday I was sent out for 1 hour 45 mins to push trolleys(shopping carts) in the rain. Whilst doing this little job I came across many different people, some of which struck me as interesting.
I should also explain that the distrubution of trolleys relies upon two lifts (elevators).
Burger Van Junkies
3 people, mother, woman, son. Each eating grease/fast food out of a polystyrene container. How inconsiderate can one possibly be? Thank you for fouling a lift with your filth.
Small Annoying Boy With Girls
"oooorh I wuldn't go in dere if i wus u" says the boy. The said child having just farted inside a lift. So I decided a would get some more trolleys hoping he would bugger off or his parents would find him. I arrive back, me deliberatley making a loud noise by pushing one trolley into another, to sort of give an impression of power I suppose. The child had decided to push all the trolleys I had lined up together, ruining my organisation since I can only get about 4-5 trolleys in each lift. You little shit, you are standing near a flight of 150 stairs, fancy a push?
Fragile Middle Aged Lady
This lady must of been in her late forties/early fifties, yet she was walking with a stick, very slowly making her way to the shiny red mobility scooter. I actually felt quite sorry for her and gave her the help she asked for and was very thankful. Shame really. And there she sat for 15 mins eating something from her shopping outside a very smoky area.
End of post.
